Hey there, Stapler fans!
I have some very good news!
My red stapler is no longer on a desk at an Internet Direct Marketing Firm!
That's right, kids: I have a new job!
I will let my newly-edited "About" section give the most information until the website is up.
For now, let it be said I feel so cool for being a feminist in an adult-oriented industry.
I feel like I'm actually doing what I write about:
Showing the world that women can be sexy on their terms, in a fun, smart, intelligent way.
This is gonna be GREAT.